Someone Gave Me Health Food On Halloween

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Yay! It's Halloween! I've been trick-or-treating all night!
Let me check out my haul...yay, chocolate, yum!
Here's some candy rockets and spooky toffee, and...hmmm, what is this?
Hmmmmm...waitaminnit...wha...wha...what is THIS? EGGPLANT?! SPINACH?? What the hey????
I...I...I can't believe it!
SOMEONE GAVE ME HEALTH FOOD ON HALLOWEEN!!!!!

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Someone Gave Me Health Food On Halloween

Verse 1:
It was a dark and scary night
And everything was feelin’ oh so right
Halloween had come
And I was gonna have some fun
Trick or treatin’

Verse 2:
I must have visited a million streets
‘Cause I sure got a lot of treats
I couldn’t wait to get back home
To check out all the yummy candy
I’d be eatin’

Lift 1:
But when I got back home that night
And looked inside my candy bag
The yukky sight that met my eyes
Almost made me want to gag

Chorus:
Someone gave me health food on Halloween
It was the weirdest thing that I’ve ever seen
Broccoli and tofu and lima beans
Someone gave me health food on Halloween

Who would give me health food on Halloween?
It was the grossest thing that I’ve ever seen
Brussel sprouts and eggplant and leafy greens
Someone gave me health food on Halloween

Verse 3:
Now on any other day
I’d say health food is ok
But on Halloween night
Giving tofu’s just not right
It’s just plain scary

Lift 2:
Oh, I’ll never forget that night
I’m glad it’s never happened again
But every year I tell the tale
Of that strange Halloween night when

Repeat chorus - out

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released September 5, 2012
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